At least I went out of my way to creatively troll Vonderhaar.  I would have laughed if I was in his shoes.

I saw this on my dashboard and had to capitalize.  Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

“This set of games features two fairly well-played matches.  It also features the first instances of the unfortunate hacking going on in Call of Duty 4.  I knew going into this that this was likely to happen, and I’m mildly surprised it took until game 6 to show its ugly face.” - Bears

Game 4: 16/4/0 [MP5]
Game 5: 19/3/7 [MP5]
Game 6: 27/1/2 [MP5]
Game 7: 0/0/1 [M16]
Game 8: 2/0/1 [M16]

“This is the kickoff episode to my new channel series, BEAR to COMMANDER.  Things began a little fuzzy regarding the editing of this part; I tried a new microphone without a muffler and many of the settings on the smurf account were haywire.  Fortunately I’ve smoothed everything out, so it should be clear skies from here on out.  I hope you enjoy this journey I have planned and hope you stick with me.” - Bear

Game 1: 31/1/4 [M16]
Game 2: 16/5/8 [AK47]
Game 3: 19/4/8 [MP5]